Prince Harry "In The Twatting Shit Again" After Wearing Nazi Badge To KinDzaDza Gig
Right Royal Fuckwit and probably turdburglar (hey we're being offensive here, so lets go all out) Prince Harry was in trouble again last week, or was it the week before, I'm not that sure and cant really be arsed to check, after wearing what appeared to be a Nazi armband to a night of prime dark frenetic psytrance at London's exclusive YogurtWeaver club.
Pictured on the front of highbrow British broadsheet The Sun, the 17 year old fuckwit caused an outrage and offended everybody, even evil right wing c*ntfuckers like the British National Party, the Dutch Far Right, and George W Bush.
"One cannot believe one's son is in the twatting shit again," commented the fuckwit's equally batty father Prince Charles, who is understood to be "more of a Shulman fan". "One means, he knew it was a public place, he knew the music was gnarly, and told one he was only going there to get away from all the fluffy pixie twats. Of which One am one."
Evil trance prankster, acid spiker, and veteran of the "early dragonfly parties" (i.e. never went to tyssen street and got into "it" through protoculture and astrix) Tarquin Thompson-Tomkinson-Tarquin, was observed passing the armband to Harry on the way in. A bystander said, "Tarquin was stamping people's hands on the way in, swapping indelible inky splurges for twenty pound notes, a trick he learned at Antiworld (AU:Earthcore). Harry pops up, and Tarquin slipped him the nazi armband, saying that was required if he had a hope in hell of getting bunged any free ketamine in the bogs. Harry snapped it out of his hand faster than you can say chakra realignment,' and sauntered off into the club."
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